How the Donald Stole Democracy
Every Blue up in Blue-ville likes Democracy a lot!
Every Blue up in Blue-ville liked Democracy a lot…
But the Trump, who lived south of Blue-ville did NOT!
Trump hated democracy! The whole election season!
Now please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that he wasn’t too bright.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was several sizes too small.
But whatever the reason, his heart or his head,
He stood on election eve wishing his “enemies” dead.
Staring up from Mara-Lago with his sour Trumpy frown
At the warm lighted polling places above in each town.
For he knew every Blue up in Blue-ville up north
Would vote to promote equality and individual worth
“They’re hanging their pride flags!” he snarled with a sneer.
“Tomorrow is election day, it’s practically here!”