Things We Would Hear If Chris Rock And Will Smith Were Women

Differing comments and consequences are often gender-based.

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We notice different aspects of behavior in men and women, in emotion, in appearance, and in our expectations. This is especially pronounced when women “do men things.”

If Nicole Kidman slapped Amy Schumer…

First of all, what was she wearing? What’s with her hair? Is she trying too hard? Why those shoes? This is a fashion disaster.

Has she lost weight? Is that a baby bump? Why show off her body like that? Why is she pushing narratives about body image this way? Women are so fixated and shallow about appearance… they forget to behave with simple civility.

She’s too thin.

She’s too fat.

Why are women so hysterical? See? women are just as violent as men. Why is she defending her man — when he can defend himself — why so uppity? Why is her husband just sitting there? There are no real men anymore.

What has feminism brought the world? This is all about white supremacy, or privilege. She is pushing an agenda, right?

This is how we know these girls are psycho

Maybe she was raised with domestic violence and never learned boundaries. This is what happens when women try to be equal to men in physical strength. Why can’t they be more lady-like? Women should be modest and submissiveness. Feminism has gone too far.

People with regard to their biology and christian upbringing are less outrageous. Women must learn their place.

Male actors are paid more, this is a pay gap protest.

This is what happens in the polarized culture wars of Trumpian madness.

This is what happens in the Biden-sphere.

She said “you do crazy things for love”, really? This is psycho, crazy B-word behavior.

What’s really happening here is…

This is all part of a leftist world order.

This is all part of a right-wing conspiracy.

Women have absolutely no sense of humor. This is cancel culture. This is a culture war.

This is what happens when you let women run things and host the Oscars. This proves the alpha wolf is usually a female.

No, This is why the alpha male is male.

Slut shaming is justified when an open marriage runs wild. This is just to normalize rape culture, elevating violence and retaliation as acceptable.

They are trying to slap out the patriarchy.

This is all about choice, and pro-life positions.

This is all about pro-choice, and forced pregnancy — hormone related madness.

This is a cat fight about cat calls. #Metoo had gone too far.

These girls watch too many “real housewives.”

These girls need healthy sports outlets, like men use.

These girls don’t watch enough true crime. Or maybe too much…

This is a protest against unpaid, and emotional labor.

Without childcare options, women burn out and explode.

Connect the daughters

This is a pussy riot uprising, it has to do with Putin.

The world is going to hell in Ukraine, Yemen, and North Africa, etc., and we are distracted by a cat fight?

When we are forced to use “correct” pronouns, no one will know who they are supposed to be, and what they are supposed to say. Leads to violence.

Enough about GI Joe, what about GI Jane?

What the freak is wrong with everybody?



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Christyl Rivers, Phd.

Christyl Rivers, Phd.

Ecopsychologist, Writer, Farmer, Defender of reality, and Cat Castle Custodian.