FASHION GENRES IN FACULTY OF LAW, UNILAG
Law students have a reputation for their outfits. Whether we’re being called zebras or getting a few raised brows from others, there’s no denying our uniqueness.
However, it never gets boring despite the fact that there are only two colors to choose from. Law students know how to keep it fun and we’ve decided to identify some of the most common style genres.
The Classy
Briefcase and all, our future lawyer is probably dressed to the nines. If she’s a lady, her form-fitting outfits are as professional as they come. She’s classy, from the top of her sleek wig to the tips of her ballet flats. Baby girl is definitely set for lawyering. If he’s a lad, his outfit screams REGULATION DRESS: crisp white shirt and black trousers, complete with a tie and a waistcoat for added pizazz. His shoes can rival any mirror, revealing your reflection on their shiny surfaces.
The Modest
Moderate and neat, our friends don’t have time to tickle your imaginations or follow the latest fads. They’ve got one goal: “dress appropriately and present a neat appearance.” Skirts below the knees, shirts well-pressed, beautiful and natural updos, minimal accessories. Our boys keep it simple with long-sleeved shirts and loose-fitting trousers, just the way they wore them back in the day. “Bongo,” our parents would call them. No matter. These folks dress the way they want to be addressed. And that’s fine with us.
The Bohemians
Long, shaggy hair extensions; baggy clothes; bright makeup: match made in heathen. They’re lovely hippies and pixies, almost eccentric in their odd combos. They don’t fit in any boxes and legend has it that they’re from a different planet. What would we without our hippies?
The Laid-Back
This sweet girl would wear her dad’s shirts to class if she could. Who has time for office shoes when she can wear comfy sneakers? Messy hair, don’t care. It won’t matter in the kingdom of heaven, anyway. This sharp guy has no time for stress. His slides are the perfect footwear, any day, any time. They don’t pinch his toes and he can kick them off whenever he wants. If you find him in a proper white shirt, give glory to God because it’s a special day. He’s not lazy or slothful; he just loves to take it easy.
The Fashionistas
Classes? No. Fashion Week? Yes, please. Who wants to look like a screp when they can look like a model?
Fancy shades? Check. Bespoke bags? Check. Black shirts buttoned down an extra row or two? Double check. Gold or silver chains glittering in the sun? Triple check. These people look like they belong in Milan or Paris, and their outfits give everything that they need to give. They’re the Denola Greys of our world and our checkered faculty would look a little boring without them.
“Regulation What?”
Do law students have regulation outfits? These individuals are not aware. Greys, navy blues and dark browns are certainly not too remote for any lecture. It’s always the confidence for us; the boldness with which they pick front row seats to display their colors in front of lecturers. This is self-confidence at its best.
The Non-Classifieds
What’s a fashion genre? These wonderful people don’t know, don’t care. They belong to everyone and belong to no one. White shirts, black shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts or whatever that particular day’s inspiration is. Crocs today, slippers tomorrow, closed-toed shoes every other day. Clothes are clothes. Bye bye.
What category do you think you fit in? Let us know in the comment section.
