True proofs of things that need proving for the contemporary prover.
Assume you are a dog.
If the tennis ball smells of you, especially of your breath (of dry dog food and pizza and whatever was in that…
I. Assume God Loves You and Wants You to Be Happy
Remember the song “Fish Heads” by Barnes and Barnes, which famously makes the claim that…
I. Assume you are only allowed one refill.
When asked what your novel is about, you snap “Death!”
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