Ergo Sum

True proofs of things that need proving for the contemporary prover.


How to Know if the Tennis Ball is Yours


Assume you are a dog.

  • If the tennis ball smells of you, especially of your breath (of dry dog food and pizza and whatever was in…

Ergo: God Exists


I. Assume God Loves You and Wants You to Be Happy

Remember the song “Fish Heads” by Barnes and Barnes, which famously makes the claim that you…


Ergo: You’ve Already Had Your Free Refill


I. Assume you are only allowed one refill.

When asked what your novel is about, you snap “Death!” Then you turn away…

Ergo Sum
Ergo Sum

True proofs of things that need proving for the contemporary prover.

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