If You Can Say ‘Yes’ to These 5 Questions, it Means You’re Finally Over Your Ex!

JUST DON’T SAY ‘NO’

1. When you stub your toe at home alone, do you just scream ‘FUCK ME!’ instead of ‘FUCK YOU, ALEX!’?
2. Has your mother/father/other annoying stereotype of a human being stopped asking you if you’re OK whenever the topic of love comes up?
3. Where you only just reminded that you’d unfollowed them from social media because they liked a recent post of yours?
4. When you masturbate do you imagine a cycle of celebrities AND your local barista-crush before them?
5. Are you finally over your ex?