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The Parktown Prawn Battle of ‘97

It was tennis racquets at dawn. War is brutal.

Source- Wikipedia — the enemy. A Parktown Prawn

The Parktown prawn is a creature in South Africa that is virtually indestructible. It has evolved from regular crickets. At tea-time, they drink warm DDT with 2 lumps of heroin. They appear at night and are devastatingly strong. Shortly after I married my wife, one found its way into our…

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Uvebruce

Uvebruce

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.