The Tao Of Spyder

Fifty nifty rules to live and try by

Spyder Darling
Everything Fun

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The author and Albert / Photo by J.J. Shannon / Art by Banksy.

I’m Spyder Darling. In my 60 years of walking the Earth I’ve been some places, done some things and learned a few lessons. Some more serious than others. Such as…

  1. It doesn’t have to be super perfect. In most cases regular perfect is just fine. Remember the fork goes to the left of the knife and get on with your life.
  2. Don’t drown in water that’s already under the bridge. Objects in the rear view mirror should stay that way.
  3. Sooner kicks later’s ass. Get ‘er done and off your mind so you can enjoy your pork rinds.
  4. Under the skin, there is but one color. Black, white, brown, yellow, green and all colors in between, we all bleed red.
  5. Get after it before it gets after you. Objects in the rear view mirror are getting closer by the minute.
  6. Today it’s not too late. But tomorrow it might be. And the day after tomorrow? Fuhgettaboutit.
  7. Abs are revealed or concealed in the kitchen, not the gym. You can’t outrun a crap diet.
  8. Empathy = Mercy x Compassion Squared. You don’t have to be an Einstein to be compassionate and kind.
  9. On your mark. Get set. Grow.
  10. Practice makes doesn’t suck. Or at least makes doesn’t suck…

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Spyder Darling
Everything Fun

Writer, Rocker, Actor, Coach. Currently living and dining in NYC. Like my stuff? Why not buy me a "coffee" here. Cheers! https://buymeacoffee.com/spyderdarling