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The Tortoise That Took Over 2-Years To Never Get His Victory Champagne

You know the story.

Tommy is off to see Jemima. He is NOT a happy Tortoise. Photo by Luca Ambrosi on Unsplash

The struggle for tortoises to celebrate their various victories is real. None more so than when the Tortoise beat the Hare.

Generally, we judge tortoise expressions too quickly. They’re happier than they look. A tortoise party can last all of 6 months, that’s why they carry homes on…




Everything Fun is a place for anything related to fun: festive stories, humorous expressions, creative tangents, pick-me-up poems, and other shenanigans that make us feel good.

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