A Florida man has been banned from United Airlines after trying to use a thong as a mask.

(Groan)

Here we go again…

Look, the calculus is simple: If you want to travel by air/bus/train in the U.S., you need to wear a mask.

Spoiler alert: No one likes it any more than you do. Yes, you can breathe with them on.

Get over it.

Can’t abide by that? No problem; America’s interstate highway system is great. Personally, I’d recommend taking the Blue Highways, but maybe that’s just me.

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Kevin Alexander

Kevin Alexander

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