First of all, this is just for fun. If there is one thing for which I want to take revenge on Medium writers or readers is the highlight feature.

Why do you have to highlight the text which had already been highlighted by me?
Do you know what happens when I see the green bulb notification but only to be let down when I realize it is the same pathetic ‘also highlighted’ bullshit? Pain is what happens.
The revenge I am gonna take on you is to find and highlight all the texts you had highlighted elsewhere. At least then you would know it is not that funny. Sounds like more pain, but so be it.

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Pretheesh Presannan

Pretheesh Presannan

Panic Attack Survivor. Just writing; so far so good. Plays cricket. You can find short stories, poems, humour, and nonfiction here. Gmail:

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