Harsh writing advice was a trending topic on Twitter for the last hour. I read the Top tweets and found some great black pearls.

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I spotted “gruesome” details about Cheetos and ways to cannibalize your fellow writer to gain his ability. Guidelines on how to become a blood-sucking vampire gnawing at the marrow-bone of everyone in your writing guild.

The list was as insightful as chalk on a white wall, but I couldn’t stop laughing as I scrolled down.