Hey everybody, listen up. Lume wants us to “keep our privates, private.”

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So if you happen to be flapping your genitals as I right this, cover-up, folks.

Oh, shit. You know I’m kidding. but I just have to share the latest Lume spot with you. You know, the body wash I wrote about previously. The magical stuff that does a number on stinky buttcracks. Because we all worry about that. I’ve stayed up nights wondering if my anal passageway is ready for prime time.

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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com

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