“Hey, blow-hard. We don’t give a fiddler’s fart what you make here or on YouTube, or anywhere else.”


Ya dig?

As the number of arrogant pissantes swells by the day, there’s one in particular who stinks up this platform like a rotting durian fruit, which, if you don’t know, smells like dirty feet.

A writer here for one year, he knows it all and spews bullshit every chance he gets. Six thousand followers, by the way, who drop their pants…




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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com

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