How’s this for “logrolling in our time?”


This morning, I was sorely in need of a laugh. I’ve been in a funk for weeks and can’t seem to extricate myself from the mire that keeps sucking me down and hobbling me. Cramping my style, so to speak.

But, Medium lifted my spirits by sharing this overt display of ass-kissing, from one of the “GOLLY GEE, LOOK AT ME” pseudo-writers, here.




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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado.

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