I know it might be a bad idea, but I joined the circus. Lucky for me, it turned out to be an easy job.

All I have to do is go up to the lions and kick them in the ribs if they eat the lion tamer. This happens twice a day and I’ll tell you why. My boss had this bright idea that all you have to do is take a 3-month-old baby, put a black hat on him, give him a whip, and “Presto” — you have a lion tamer.

I don’t think that is a good idea. But they don’t pay me to think.

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Ryan Klemek

Ryan Klemek

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I write dinosaur erotica and mysteries featuring horny cat people. I also do the book cover illustrations. Sometimes I write reviews for movies that don’t exist