If one more person says get a “side hustle,” I’m going to tell them to side hustle the fuck off to Buffalo.

God, we’ve become such a boring, unimaginative race, where original thought has been replaced by the emulation of idiocy. Where any dope can come up with a phrase that’s picked up by other dopes and poof — it goes viral. And I still don’t know what the hell that entails other than dumb luck.

I searched “side hustles” on Medium and so many turds popped up that I didn’t bother to count them, or even attempt to.

What is a side hustle anyway, but a part-time and/or freelance fucking gig to bring in…

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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com

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