If you need a laugh, Capital One has you covered!

Why do I say this? Because I have a Capital One credit card and their emails alerting me to when I need to pay up are a fricken’ hoot!
Normally, such missives would be considered a pain in the ass but Cap One never fails to make me smile and think to myself, “Who’s the nimrod who wrote this??”
And folks, companies do hire writers for digital communications like these as I wrote them in…