I’m sitting in the bathroom in my doctor’s office, trying to pee.

Photo by Markus Spiske from Pexels

I’ve been in-and-out of the bathroom twice. Usually, the medical assistant would let me drink from the water fountain to get the party started but, due to COVID, the water fountains are off.

This is my fault. When I put this appointment in my schedule, I did not mark it as lab tests. I was prepared to see my doctor. Before I left home, I didn’t drink coffee or any other liquids, so I wouldn’t…

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Toni Crowe

Toni Crowe

Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author. Writes whatever she wants. Engineer. Owner: No Air. Editor, MuddyUm. Twitter: https://twitter.com/crowe_toni