It’s just a little prick.
Hello, fellow scribes. Just wanted to check in and report that I’ve had my first dose of the Moderna vaccine and it was a piece of cake. Red Velvet cake. Mmmmm. Or Red Velvet Bundt cake, like my friend Suzanne V. Tanner whipped up for her and her man.
When I say this was a “little prick,” I”m not kidding. Compared to this, losing my virginity was…well…now that I think about it, he was a little prick, too.