Oh, shiiiiiiiiiit!

Holy crap, I’ve done it, again. Injured myself in my ongoing attempt to maintain a relatively “fit” body during a pandemic, where I rarely wear anything but my MC Hammer, clown pants. (I’m down with “billowy,” what can I tell you?”

Bored with my normal workout routine, I pulled out a DVD that’s never seen the light of day: “Pilates for Weight Loss.”




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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com

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