Once my younger brothers and sister were asleep, me and Ma would sit on our front porch, gossip with our neighbors and discuss the stories in the Enquirer while Mama drank her beer.

I’m going to enjoy the new show about Honey Boo Boo’s mama. Mama June said she spent a $1,000,000 on her addiction; I’m going to watch every minute of the show. I love all of the reality shows that have people making really bad decisions or trying to recover from making horrible decisions. I even know where…