Tighten up that sphincter for this one, folks.


Today, as I was watching old videos of the lovely Nigella Lawson on YouTube, an ad popped up for a “Lume” body wash, touted to “help you smell better naked right out of the shower.”

Now, I don’t believe I need help in that regard. Nor, probably do you. But, as nothing really IS sacred these days, the ad showed a woman sniffing her sudsy hand after wiping her butt crack.



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Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com