When I have conversations with my spouse containing the word sex, he only remembers the word sex.
I’m blessed with story content. My crazy pets, audacious family, rampaging friends, and pragmatic, thirsty husband provide me with articles daily. I often discuss stories I’m working on with my spouse. I recently researched a story about condoms that resulted in a pleasant discussion about the world.
But when we got ready for bed, he started preparing for a sexy time. I’m thinking, “When did this come up?” What happened was that we discussed condoms which somehow translated in his mind into “I am having sex tonight.” All I can do is laugh, pour a glass of wine, and put on my black negligee. Let the games begin.