When I have conversations with my spouse containing the word sex, he only remembers the word sex.

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I’m blessed with story content. My crazy pets, audacious family, rampaging friends, and pragmatic, thirsty husband provide me with articles daily. I often discuss stories I’m working on with my spouse. I recently researched a story about condoms that resulted in a pleasant discussion about the world.

But when we got ready for bed, he started preparing for a sexy time. I’m thinking, “When did this come up?” What happened was that we discussed condoms which somehow translated in his mind into “I am having sex tonight.” All I can do is laugh, pour a glass of wine, and put on my black negligee. Let the games begin.

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