Mar 21, 2022
1 min read
When I was in my 30s, I used to masturbate no fewer than twenty-five times a day.
Yes! Put your eyeballs back in those sockets, people. It happened and I had the rug burns to prove it.
Now, you may be wondering why I’m sharing this alluring factoid, but people share crap like this all the time on Medium. And when they do, that shit really takes off.
For example, just today, I skimmed a story from a woman who said she was a sex addict…
