White space, white space, white fucking space. I’ve got one good eye. It gets tired. Give me and all your tired-eyed readers a break. Literally.

The second most important principle of writing online is to learn to write for a 7-inch screen, not a 17-inch screen, the first, obviously is to write like an adult.

Give us white space.

You know who the hell you are. You think you are rebelling against Millennial single-sentence paragraphs. You even abhor two-sentence paragraphs. I do not give a shit what your third-grade grammar teacher taught you or what your J-school professor told you in 1979.