“You Better Not Shout, You Better Not Hurl.”


Now, I’ve never shouted nor hurled at any family gathering. Definitely not the second behavioral “gaffe.”

But I’ve already been cautioned by my sister to watch my vodka intake tomorrow night.

Do you know what this makes me want to do? It makes me want to lube up before we leave the house.



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Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com