You want a writing tip, folks? Have some friggin’ imagination.

If I see the following image again, I’m gonna lose my shit. In fact, after looking at my MPP February payout, I’ve already lost my shit, so stand back.


I never liked this image the first time I saw it and think it sucks ass even worse, now. If this is the best you can do, GTFOH.

What is wrong with you? Tell you what: I will never read a story with this tired pic of this…




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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado.

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