Big Pimpin’

Don’t let me be misunderstood

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It was almost six years ago that I stood in a large and almost empty courtroom in front of the Honorable Judge when he declared “I take a dim view of pimping.” I looked around to find the pimp for just a microsecond before realizing I was the “pimp” he was referring to.

For all his Harvard degrees, Hizzoner had no clue as to what a pimp really was — and clearly…



William Mersey
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Daily Beast, NY Daily News, Daily Mail, Independent contributor. Old/jaded cynic. Can't code/don't want to know how. Hate artificial stupidity. Call don't text.