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Body Too PAWG-ulicious
Shannon Sharpe’s obsession
Now that Shannon Sharpe’s ex, who’s accusing the retired football star and now media personality of rape has identified herself, I get what’s happening with respect to his obsession with the girl. She’s white with a phat booty. The old “Yum yum gimme some” consumed him.
In the sex-for-sale and porn world, Gabriella Zuniga, said white girl with that prodigious “junk in the trunk,” is what’s called a PAWG, the acronym for fetching phat ass white girls.
Sexual mythology has it that Black girls are predominant in the bootylicious arena. White girls generally don’t have that table-setting gift. But if they do, the highly sexed world bestows that lucky girl with that acronym to worship her blessing.
Along with Gabriella’s incredible posterior, comes a distinct shortage in the front. She’s flat-chested. Oh well. For me, Ms. Zuniga works. I wouldn’t have a problem with her perceived by Sharpe’s shortcomings.
In the now publicized texts between the two, Sharpe offers to pay for a breast enlargement procedure. That says something to me: She’s an object more than a person. “Real” men love women for who they are beneath the exterior — and not for their body parts.
Judging by her suggestion (in a text) that he pay 25k for each cheek after…
