Boys Will Be Boys

And girls will be girls, too!

photo by author (This is the actual girl for whom I ghostwrote this story. The only photoshop alteration is to her booty which is not as phat and juicy in real life. I made it rounder and fuller to bring her business.)

At least twice in my 20 years selling advertising to working girls, I decided to ghostwrite a girl’s story to ingratiate myself with the object of my affection. With one, I managed to quadruple-dip, using the story in four different publications (either my own or three others where I was editor and controlled the content). But this one, which I just found looking through an old…