Colorado’s Allegedly Sloppy Drunk Congressperson
Lauren Boebert rides again
Too funny (or sad). We already knew that Lauren Boebert, infamous Colorado congresswoman, vaped, talked loudly, and goosed her boyfriend at a family-friendly theater event causing our esteemed legislator to be evicted from the premises for her indiscreet behavior.
And now on the heels of that salacious tidbit of news, comes a report from a credible eyewitness that at a Trump fundraising event last December, Ms. Boebert was allegedly so drunk that her server cut her off — and Trump aides had to intervene on the ex-president’s behalf after the congresswoman's repeated attempts at having her picture taken with the Trumpster against his wishes. Such a class act.
Pardon me if I rename Ms. Boebert Ms. “Hoebert” because I gotta tell y’all, I’ve seen the MO of an army of flatbackers in my time on the adult advertising trail. And Lauren Boebert answers the call in multiple realms.
Rumor has it she has breast implants. Check! She’s alleged to have felt up her boyfriend’s junk in public. Check! “They” say she got drunk and acted the fool at a social event. Check! Need I go on? This is how ho’s roll — not congresspeople! The next thing we’ll hear is BoBo is dating a wannabe rapper with a rap sheet longer than well — you pick the male porn star.
