My Boobs Are Just Too Big, Firm and Delicious

What ever will I do?

photo by author

Oh my god! I can’t believe what I just read from my emailed digest. The story is all about the last frontier of body-shaming. A woman posted a picture of herself on Instagram in a bathing suit that revealed the biggest, phattest, and most delicious set of breasts I’ve ever seen on a 50 plus-year-old woman. Somebody added a smarmy comment — and then…