Pick On Somebody Your Own Size
A note to Nicki and Cardi
Cruising Yahoo News — trying to find some meaningless subject upon which to pontificate — I found a story featuring Megan Thee Stallion and her newly-slimmed body. And of course, the article was accompanied by photos.
My immediate impression was this: Finally, a fresh-mouthed female rapper with a real body! I wasn’t sure about her booty, but clearly, her chest is real. Cue Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, female icons for objectifying males — and poster girls for fake body parts.
Let’s get real. What subject most preoccupies these two women? Yup! Junk size. Booties, boobies, and boys’ endowments are all subjects for careful consideration in their compositions. Ever hear “Anaconda” or “WAP?”
And that’s ok. You wanna fixate on sexual parts. That’s fine with me. But when you make fun of guys (or girls) who weren’t born with huge parts — and your shit is fake — is when I judge you.
Long ago, I recall hanging out with two dominatrixes, one of whom was expounding on how to figure out if the guy she met in a bar has a big dick or not.
Her presumption was exceeded only by her very own lack of prodigious sex parts…
