The Ad Man’s Job

I wore multiple hats

ad by author (Here I am as my own art director and ad designer. This ad ran in the Village Voice and Backpage with a phone number on the bottom which I’ve obviously cropped out.)

It was an ominous moment when hizzoner looked down on me to comment “I take a dim view of pimping.”

It was all I could do to not fire back “I ain’t no motherfuckin’ pimp, your honor. And now that I hear you say that, I realize you have no clue about who you’re dealing…




The gory details and behind the scenes stories about pay for play practitioners

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