The Escort Proficiency Test

Unfortunately, it doesn’t exist

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Ask yourself this: In what profession can you earn half a million dollars a year with no education, no training, no certification, and no demonstrated proficiency at the job? You go it. Ho time! Talk about a sweet deal. For the provider, that is.

Of course, women who can’t act and aren’t what guys would call “good in bed” will fall by…

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The gory details and behind the scenes stories about pay for play practitioners

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