The Real Reason Trump Won The Election, And No, It’s Not What You Think.

It’s been staring us in the face this whole time, but we’ve been too afraid to really say what it is. This is what really happened in the 2016 Presidential Election.

Who gives a shit.
No, seriously. Who gives a shit.
He won. He’s the President. Deal with him right here, right now.
No use thinking about how he got here. He’s here. Fucking do something about it.

Shit. Ok. Got lots of space to fill.

So, um…how’s your…day been?

Oh, me? It’s fine. Just…you know, work. The ole’ grind, ammiright?
Yeah, you know what I’m talking about.
TGIF, you get me?

Oh, you’re heading out, ok, ok, cool. That’s…yeah, I totally get it.
Not the longest bit over here, for sure.
While you’re here though, could you head over to 7/11 and grab me a Dr. Pepper or something? That’d be gr-
Oh, you gotta go straight to…sure sure, yeah, don’t worry, I’m-
Yeah, I’ll find someone to…
Thanks again.


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