An older couple encounters a uniquely new experience
FREE SEX Cards — “A Geriatric Perspective”
You’re never too old for your dreams to come true
12 PM
Ruth, my wife, found a card pinned to the bulletin board at the grocery store.
Now I know how this woman can spend hours at the store to buy a loaf of bread. Usually it’s ‘FREE KITTENS’ or ‘TRASH HAULING, CHEAP.’
This one was certainly different though. Life changing, one might say.
The card read:
FREE SEX — 1 hour trial!
I’ll do anything for you!
Quick response!
Call “D” on the number over!
On the back of the card was a phone number.
3:35 PM
“Hello?”, a young woman’s voice on the phone answered.
“Hi, um, my name is Steve. I’m looking for ‘D’? I got this card, . . . well, my wife found this card at the grocery store, on a billboard there, and . . . “
Oh, God, not another one so soon . . . Zatanna has left me with a few bruises from which I’m not sure I’ll recover. And that video! I’ll never live that down!
