Classic Knock Knock Jokes — Told by Your Therapist
Knock knock. Who’s there? Self actualization — but only you can open the door…
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2 min readAug 31, 2020
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Yodeling is clearly a strength of yours, Sharon. Thank you for sharing that with me today.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
You struggle with authority, don’t you? Imagine your father is sitting in this empty chair, and let’s go through that joke again so you can say “Says who?” to the person you really want to say it to.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Orange.
Orange who?
I can tell this one was a bit frustrating for you. How did you feel when I failed to deliver the punchline those first two times?
