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15 Things Donald Trump’s Mother Said On The Day He Was Born

Mary Anne MacLeod Trump, the president’s mother, made a number of telling observations about the future POTUS

Allan Ishac
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2 min readMay 10, 2020

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Statements recorded by Mary Anne Trump on June 14, 1946, the day her son was born, suggest she knew something wasn’t right.

The fifteen utterings below from the mouth of Donald Trump’s mother are of particular interest to anyone struggling to understand his corrupt, destructive, and immoral presidency:

  1. “I could barely push him out…it was like his head was swollen.”
  2. “Am I crazy or does this little birthmark here resemble a swastika?”
  3. “Careful, Fred, he’s reaching for your billfold.”
  4. “Is that orange color normal, doctor, or does he have a touch of jaundice…and maybe some demon in him?”
  5. “Goodness, he has such tiny hands. I hope that doesn’t turn him into a ‘grabber’ when he gets older.”
  6. “Watch how he rolls onto his back every time I place him on his belly…my boy’s a little flip-flopper.”
  7. “Look, Fred, he purses his lips and makes that ‘okay’ gesture with his fingers just like you do…

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Allan Ishac
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Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.