5 Words That Could Have Been Covfefe
Covfefe got lucky and made it to a Trump Tweet. But what about those that didn’t?
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The internet has been buzzing with Covfefe since yesterday. TV anchors can’t get enough of Covfefe. Even President Trump himself decided to show his slightly humorous side (for once) by sending a follow-up tweet asking his followers to have fun with Covfefe. But apparently, Sean Spicer is the only one who still thinks that Covfefe has a hidden meaning and he has to protect its true meaning at the cost of making himself the butt of jokes (again).
But amidst all this noise, what no one is talking about is the list of words that almost made it to a Trump tweet, but “The Trump Tweet Intervention Squad” somehow caught them in the last moment before the public got to see them. As Sean Spicer would say, only a small group of people including President Trump actually knows what these words mean.
Presenting Five words from that list that weren’t as lucky as Covfefe was.
Intersextes
Belonini
Fakuracy
Rapocracy
Hoaldenxower
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Disclaimer: This is a work of satire aimed to humor those who enjoy such.