A Collection of FUN Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Captions!!
Because Who Says The End Of The World Shouldn’t Be FUN?
A brilliant writer, Meg Paske, suggested a collection of Jefferson Sessions Captions, so, here it is, by popular demand (of, so far, almost more than TWO people!!!). Thanks for the idea Meg! And now, I DO declare, let’s see what he’s been up to. (“Up”, being a relative term, as Sessions is only 17" tall)
“And Then A Gust OF Wind Hit My Ears, And I Floated Up, ...Up, …Far Into The Sky! And THAT’S What I Was Doing At The Mayflower Hotel!!
“And Then He Applied Lubrication, And Reached Deep, Deep Into Me… With His Entire Hand! And Pulled Out A Pot Of Gold!! I Honestly Didn’t Even Remember Putting it IN There!”
No, Seriously, His Whole Entire Hand!… He Was Wearing Me Like A Watch… I Couldn’t Believe It. And THAT’S Why I’m SO Against Marijuana!! Now Do You Understand?”
“Dude! His Whole Hand! What Part Of This Aren’t You Getting? Pot Is Bad!!”
Pictured: The Exact Moment He Realized That Black People And Jewish People Also Work In The Justice Department.
His Unapologetic, And Very Enthusiastic Flatulence, Causes The Two People Sitting Behind Him To Regret Their Life Choices.
“And Then ANOTHER Gust OF Wind Hit My Ears, And I Floated Up, …Up, …Far Into The Sky Again! And THAT’S How I Landed On Sergey Kislyak! The Fire Department Pulled Out His Neck, And Used It As A Net To Break My Fall!”
The Kind Of Chin, And Body Type, Comic Book Superheroes Envy. If You Push On The Center Of His Chin His Forehead Puffs Out!
Quick! Raise Your Hand If You’re Racist And You Suck!
“I Solemnly Swear I Suck!”
Pictured: When The Egg He Was Sitting On Started Hatching.
I. Smell. POT!!! My Sphincter Is Closing! Dagnabbit!! I DO declare!
Pictured: Two Russian Agents’ Very Best Attempts To Be Jovial, As Jefferson Sessions Practices The Face He’ll Make, When The FBI Reads Him His Rights.
Written By Steven W. Rouach
FOR FUN TRUMP CAPTIONS, Below are links to Parts 1, 2 & 3 !!!
Here’s Fun Trump Captions Part 1 — https://extranewsfeed.com/a-collection-of-fun-trump-captions-92633c987826
Here’s Fun Trump Captions Part 2 — https://extranewsfeed.com/a-second-collection-of-fun-trump-captions-56381270db27
Here’s Fun Trump Captions Part 3 — https://extranewsfeed.com/a-third-collection-of-fun-trump-captions-3b2def06a788
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