After Long Day of Sitting at Home, Man Looking Forward to Sitting at Home in Different Chair
MECHANICSVILLE, MICHIGAN — After a long and stressful day of sitting in his living room and pretending to work, local man Lucas Lopez, 36, reportedly cannot wait for the end of the day so that he can sit back and unwind in a different section of his living room in an entirely different chair. “I’m going to sit in the chair across the room that is closer to the TV just in case I want to watch something,” said a visibly excited Lopez, seemingly forgetting there is nothing to watch on television because everyone has already watched everything and all professional sports games are cancelled for the foreseeable forever.
“I guess I really just needed a change of scenery,” noted Lucas as he began moving 7 feet from what Lopez now calls his “day” chair to his “night” chair. “I’m looking forward to the weekend in a couple of days because I’ll probably sit on my couch then,” said Lopez, not realizing it was currently Saturday morning.
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