Atomic Bombs Don’t Kill People
People kill people.
Yeah, that’s right. I’ll say it. Moreover, I’ll put it in print. Atomic bombs don’t pose a threat, because they don’t kill people. Like guns, they can be used lethally, but since they can be owned without killing millions of people, every man woman and child in America should have one, because of the Second Amendment.
An armed society is a polite society, and with everyone having their very own nuke, America will turn into Downton Fucking Abbey. If you and I both think that one wrong step will end with both of us vaporized, you can bet we won’t get into a drunken fight. In fact, I think we’ll likely never drink again, because the risk of anything bad happening would be too high. I certainly wouldn’t trust a drunk with a nuke!
Moreover, what use will guns be when everyone has a nuke? The danger of the mass shooting will become a thing of the past. All you need to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a nuke!
Furthermore, if you think the second amendment was laid out to keep people ready to fight wars, then this is perfect because that “well organized militia” really needs to consider nukes over guns, because our enemies have nukes. If you think the second amendment is about the right to armed insurrection against the military, then you should have a nuke because if you think your AR-15 can hold a candle to the steel rain that the government would use on you, you’re kidding yourself. Clearly, everyone should have nukes.
Bear these arguments in mind when the foamy mouthed say we should stop at nothing to take nuclear weapons away from North Korea, but we shouldn’t take semi-automatic weapons away from our nation’s disturbed teenagers.
