Truth In Satire

DISBARR!

For not backing election fraud claims, Trump will surely fire his AG. But, please, not before he loses his law degree!

A disgrace to legal beagles everywhere! (Credit: https://www.rollingstone.com)

Attorney General William Barr lifted his tongue off Trump’s boot long enough on Tuesday to feebly declare there was no evidence of fraud that would change the results of the 2020 presidential election.

For that act of disloyalty, Trump will no doubt fire his leading legal lackey in the days ahead.

Bow wow out, Mr. Barr! (Credit: https://twitter.com/dondiopolis/status/1117069705758556160)

But, please, would the American Bar Association please step in immediately to disbar this Roy Cohn-wannabe before he walks away from the scenes of his many crimes and leaves Washington!

He is a disgrace to the legal profession and to the memory of the beloved animated character Droopy the Dog.

DISBARR the bum! Then stuff this judicial flunky into Trump’s clown car and drive them all out of town!

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