Truth In Satire

Does Mitch McConnell Have Teeth?

Kentucky voters have a right to know

During the debate, Mitch appeared to remove his dentures and dropped them into a water glass.

The short answer for Kentucky voters is no, Mitch McConnell doesn’t have teeth.

Here’s how we know this:

Exhibit 1: Witnesses in the Senate dining room consistently report that McConnell orders the same dishes daily: Gerber Applesauce for…