TrumPooning Tunes
Don Jr.’s Almost-Ex, Vanessa, sings “Smile”
Amicable? Hell … Somebody’s pissed!
Inspired by and sung to the tune of Nat King Cole’s “Smile”
Smile, though the pain is aching
That stick up your ass is making
Hemorrhoids have made you less spry
You’ll get by
If you smile
Through your face bizarro
Smile, and maybe tomorrow
Jared, fav son, could still come through for you
Light up your face with gladness
Hide ev’ry trace of badness
Although a fart may be ever so near
That’s the time
You must keep on squeezing
Smile, fight the thought of sneezing
Your face and smell won’t be so vile
If you just smile
Smell, it’s your stench that’s stifling
Smell, my poor nostrils rifling
Kellyanne’s feet never stunk
Like your junk
That Trump smell
Though my eyes are tearing
I noticed bro Eric sneering
He thinks no stink on big bro’s shit, dimwit
Your POTUS (not mine) poops madness
You reek of Trump odor badness
You lied when your lumpy fart was a shart
So it’s time
I can’t keep on gagging
Like Dad, do your porn star shagging
Bob Mueller sniffs your Russian smell
Just — go to Hell!
©2018 HHThorpe
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