Hello, Porno

In Fight Club, Tyler Durden splices single frames of porn into family films at the cinema (Safe For Work):

Amusing though that concept may be in the abstract … when it happens to someone else … the boot animation on Motorola phones has long struck me as disturbing:

As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t really do porn myself — If I’ve got time to watch ugly people do nasty things to each other, I‘ve got time to have sex …and guess which of the two prospects I’ve spent my time pursuing.

But I’m no virgin either and even I recognise that the below is an archetypal porn pose …

I can’t bring myself to watch the boot animation on my phone … have to look away every time.

It’s not right, I tell you … not right at all … and I bet you the sick individual responsible for it has a secret collection of really filthy Rorschach ink blots as well!