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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis To Lower Flags To “Half-Crass” In Honor Of Talking Time Bomb, Rush Limbaugh

“His racist, misogynistic radio show will live on in the anals (sic) of good, conservative hatred forever,” said DeSantis

Rush Limbaugh and Florida Governor Tragic Flaw. (Credit: https://www.salon.com)

To honor its native son-of-a-bitch and resident racist, Florida will be lowering flags to “half-crass,” according to Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis.

“By lowering our flags to ‘half-crass,’ the people of Florida are offering a final salute to the man who made daily on-air indiscretions, improprieties, and galling gaucheries his own,” said DeSantis on Saturday.

In opposition to the governor’s controversial order, Florida Democrats are suggesting, instead, that state flags “be lowered to six feet under to celebrate the burial of Rush Limbaugh’s dangerous brand of demeaning conservative hatred.”

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