But … apart from it being the centre of the Universe¹ ... why I love living here in the First World is that, basically, I̶'̶m̶ it's fantastic — Kris Gage once spent half an hour in London and she'll back me up on this.
I mean ... look:
For a start there’s our World class architecture …
The first class amenities …
The ecofriendliness …
The fashion …
The vibrant culture …
The community spirit …
The World renowned cuisine …
The entrepreneurial spirit …
The nightlife …
So, there you have it.
“When a man is tired of Zones 1 and 2, he is tired of Life.”
Samuel Johnson said that on September 20th, 1777, already — and, in his day, they were a plague ridden hole, with nothing like the delights they have to offer today!
And I am not yet tired of Life myself, so you’ll have to drag me away — I came into this world kicking, screaming and covered in someone else's blood; I have no problem with going out the same way.
Besides which, unlike you denizens of the savage wilderness, I don't have to hunt my dinner with a bow and arrow every time I'm hungry ... I can get food delivered.
Seriously … how can anyone not wish they lived behind this door ..?
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.