Justice League

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source: mediamatters.org

Justice League

A rhyming exposé of the legal and public relations triad that is Trump’s last best line of defense.

by Joe Váradi

Sekulow

There once was a lawyer named Jake,
Turned apologist for his new boss’s sake,
With ethical dexterity
Made millions off his charity,
Of course he’ll say liberal media is fake!

Hannity

There once was a talking head named Sean,
Where he lacked intellect he had plenty o' brawn,
Who’s to say you ain’t lyin’
When you’re Cohen’s secret client,
And on the phone with Trump, dusk ’til dawn!

Giuliani

There once was a mayor named Rudy,
His life — now a non-stop B-movie,
Each night on prime time
Arguing collusion ain’t a crime,
To me, this whole lot seems pretty colludy…!

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